My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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