This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
True strength comes from lack of pants
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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