talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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