Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
