NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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