I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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