i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
