New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
