apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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