The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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