I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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