you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just found puke in my bra..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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