yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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