do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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