You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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