No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Im part way to drunk.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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