I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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