Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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