If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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