is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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