The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
tell me about the eggs
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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