Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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