all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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