She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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