Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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