Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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