i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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