can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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