your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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