Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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