I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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