I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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