CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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