So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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