Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The Olympian is in my bed
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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