Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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