All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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