That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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