Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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