Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
