she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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