A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
