My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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