She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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