I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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