i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
