i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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