why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We need to rekindle our bromance
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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