He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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