Nicole vs. Life
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Pants are for mortals
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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