And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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