The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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