is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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