She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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