Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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