white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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